Confessions

I bought my boyfriend a vape kit, but it was an easy way of buying something and pretending it was a gift. I use it adaily and he does not mind.

I only feen for a real cig when I am drinking budwiser

I feel like I should just eat my cigarettes.

I still throw money at vendors trying to find the perfect menthol (and fail all the time)

My parents must think im making drugs. My jiffy bag is full of liquids plus nic etc. Mum opened it and went wtf? Oh plus im always buying surgical gloves. The syringes don't help either

I'm single handedly boosting China's economy.

I spend too much on shiny stuff even if budget is constricting

Would love to hear the explanation " I wasn't smoking, i was puffing on Monkey Jizz " !

Vaping isn't allowed in my office building so I do it in a toilet cubicle like a dirty crack head! ... Think my colleges think I have a problem as I go to the toilet all the time!

I regularly answer the door while holding syringes and wearing gloves. My house is probably going to be raided by police looking for a meth lab.