So how's your PENIS working for you?

With all the banter and people trying to differentiate themselves from anything cigarette like, it's time we change the name of our electronics, so nothing with a "cig" in it, "PV" sounds too much like "APV" and the military will show up and blow up your house with that talk!
So we need to call them a P. E. N. I. S., personal, electronic, nicotine, inhalation, system. Nothing military, nothing to do with cigs or tobacco, easy to remember and boy, will it ever give the Antz something to talk about!