My Friends! Announcing......

Zee iSlothy!




Components:

Tube - Finest vetinary-grade syringe tube made from 100% polysomethingcarbostuffinate (aka plastic)*

Rubbers caps - Hand crafted from finest condom-grade latex

Holes - All holes are made to NASA Hole Specification #648.3 (rev.1b)

O-rings - We use only the finest Irish O'Rings sourced directly from Belfast.

Aluminium Foil - Genuine Comalco Alfoil, as seen on Masterchef and budha sticks from good dealers everywhere.

* iSlothy is a environmentally-friendly company using recycled pats wherever possible. Our syringes were hand picked from a supply offered by a Queensland horse vet at very reasonable prices.

Price - How much you got nOOb?

Reviews:

"I'm absolutely faaaabulous - the iSlothy not so much"

- Grimly Grey

"Amazing froat 'it, and I saved enough for extra dental work"

- igotcha68.5

"The iSlothy has left me speechless!"

- lightly747

"Slothy, it aint shinyyyyyyyyy enuff!"

- sik


Trouble shooting:

Q: My iSlothy wont fire!

A: User error! Put eet on zee battery my friend!


Q: I'm getting juice running down my arm when I fill the tank. What am I doing wrong?

A: Thees is a design feature to stop ze juice from going stale. User error!


Q: The lovely shiny finish on my tank is tarnishing. Is this normal?

A: User error! You should never let zee juice come in contact with zee expensive kitchen-grade alfoil on zee tank!


Q: I noticed my iSlothy came with a pile of assorted o-rings, but they dont seem to fit anywhere. Am I missing something?

A: User error! Zee iSlothy is an advanced vaping tool and only meant for avanced users! Eef you weren't a nOOb you'd know that all ridiculously expensive mods have zee o-rings, so zee iSlothy has zee o-rings!

Additional support - User error!

 

cant copy that cant see it.good blurb but.

 

User error!

 

Fkn lol. 10/10

But in all seriousness, I'll give you $5 for the flanny.

 

Bugger off! It's my best one!

Sell that and I'll have to go out flash places in just me bluey!

Flannies are the vapers friend. Magic for minor juice spills and flooded atties...

 

Is this the start of the iSlothy cult?

In the words of Admiral Akbar.... "IT'S A TRAP!"

 

LOL @ islothy

 

I can has iSlothy?

 

Will i have to pay you royalty's for the ten Ive already made myself

 

Only if you add zee foil!

 

"Amazing froat 'it, and I saved enough for extra dental work"

Made me lol.

Already have an ibee but I may just check out your skillz in the near future ;P

 

Quality thread would read again

 

Awesome Slothy! You finally found a decent cam to take a shot of your pride and joy. Can't wait to receive a "demo/review" model *winks*

 

Mr Slothy now we know where you been hiding...you mastermind you....Outstanding

 

Hehe Slothy is definitely a vaping prodigy, no doubt and hat's off.

 

Nah, he's just a very .comghty boy!

 

Does Ecigs sa sell these? Lol

 

pikchure needs moar lense flare and star swipes!!