10 Commandments of Vaping

Got a bit of a giggle reading this: http://www.rawrvapor.com/index.php/commandments

Have only started checking the site out. Don't know if they ship overseas or not. Have heard good things about their juices in the 'Twitterverse' though.

http://www.rawrvapor.com/index.php/commandments

 

Though shalt not get between Slothy and his nic supplies!

 

Though shalt not steal my charger for your dildo batteries ( bitch )

 

I keep getting asked if my LavaTube, er... FlitterVape vibrates.

 

Thou Shalt always have backups for thy backups of hardware and juice.

I've learnt that one the hard way this week. Been so busy with work I don't have mixes of my fav juices, so I've been onto stuff I made about 2 weeks ago that I hadn't tried yet. I got stuck with a carto full of "meh" juice and caved with an analog. The irony is I ended up vaping for a few minutes afterwards to get rid of the tobacco taste!

 

Thou shalt feel superior to those smoking deathsticks at parties. Then thou shalt go forth and spread the word.

 

Thou shalt treat the pv like a member of the family and give it a name.

 

Thout shalt treat pv device with respect, and for no reason substitute it as a phallic sex toy. (don't ask)

Thou shalt not deny chrisso his apple pie num nums. Irreparable damage to genitals and face, particularly eyes shall occur if he is forsaken.

edit: no, I didn't myself use a pv as a dildo...