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Awww, Fatman... nothin' is sexier that quick wit, good humour and generosity of spirit.

Actually, you bear a striking resemblance to Mr B (albeit a more hirsute version) and I reckon he's gorgeous.

 

Maybe it's time you ordered that exercise bike mod FM

Welcome Didz & comren.

 

Now there's a good idea, and very clean and green. Pedal power for your PV battery!!

 

Yep great idea ... give the cripple a pedal powered mod ... sheesh !

 

You can still use your arms to pedal with, toughen up FM

 

Well that's good to know.. i want to be with you when we get chased by lions next time

 

Just to reallllly annoy you,,i just got back from a 5k jog,,,,100 situps 3 x 20 pushups,,,,and my (current) 23 year old girlfriend texed me shes coming home with Kentucky Chicken and shes "in the mood",,,ahhh, the Coleslaw Mafia Onion Division's gonna have a good night in,

 

In best Kamahl ... " Why are people soooo unkind .... " ( Google it youngsters )

 

So your GF is in the mood for some Chicken & some Licken huh?

Hope she remembered the Coleslaw!
Otherwise your membership is gonna be on shaky ground!

 

In the mood for coleslaw? Hope ya got a large one

 

Heya DIDZ welcome, you seem to have the connections, where would I be able to procure one of these females?

 

I'll have what Filbert's having...Wait make that 2

 

Filbert.. what are you putting up for a trade?

 

Coleslaw AND potato salad, ahhhh, it's good to be the king,,,,,,

 

Co-op?

Surely there's 10 characters here who would be interested?

 

Dirty dishes, comndry basket full of dirty clothes, and I'll also throw in a sexy nurses outfit.

 

Pretty sure the slave trades illegal, but my girlfriends got a younger sister, she's only 19, can't talk and walk at the same time or her brain freezes up, strangely she a qualified CPA, quite a good one for her age,

 

My wife won't let me get one of those mods

 

Damn that's irresistible..Is there bescumbered undies in the comndry, always a chick magnet..

 

I'll have to thin...OK