I only feen for a real cig when I am drinking budwiser
I feel like I should just eat my cigarettes.
I still throw money at vendors trying to find the perfect menthol (and fail all the time)
I'm single handedly boosting China's economy.
Would love to hear the explanation " I wasn't smoking, i was puffing on Monkey Jizz " !
Vaping isn't allowed in my office building so I do it in a toilet cubicle like a dirty crack head! ... Think my colleges think I have a problem as I go to the toilet all the time!
I regularly answer the door while holding syringes and wearing gloves. My house is probably going to be raided by police looking for a meth lab.
I vaped in the toilet on a flight to Mexico, was bricking it thinking I would get caught but it was fine.
I have half my vapemail delivered to work and the other half delivered to home, so wife doesn't start to question how much I'm spending.
I have a small heart attack every time there is a new scratch on my favorite mod
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